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santaclaude's Journal

Created on 2001-12-04 23:39:23 (#407881), last updated 2004-02-09

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Name:claude
Birthdate:07-19
Location:Miami, Florida, United States
Bio
On October 31st, sometime in the early eighties, in Queens, NY, two people got it on. On July 19th, the woman was all like, "fuck I think I'm pregnant" and she was in her car. So she parked ran into the grocery store and asked to use the bathroom. She then proceded to give birth to Claude Enrigue Pepperoni the 2nd into a toilet.

The young baby was diagnosed as retarded, but later was just thought of as, "slow". One day he stole a bass guitar and amp from this handicapped kid and started playing from there.
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